Sitzpinkler
Yes, sitzpinkler is a real German word, at least according to Britain's Telegraph. It's meaning? "In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates, a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to "wimp"."
The context? Germans have purchased almost 2 million WC Ghosts, battery operated devices that attach to toilet seats. Upon lifting the seat, it emits a voice alarm warning the said Liftor that "stand-peeing is not allowed"!
What to do when confronted with the warning? On the one hand, I'd be tempted to piss on the gizmo itself until it started to smoke. On the other hand, I might just stand and piss with the seat down.
But while home anyway I piss sitting down a fair amount of the time. The casual unassuming reader might wonder whether this means I shit a lot too. Au contraire. As it happens, given the floorplan, I can, say, watch a Yankees game, have Jeter at the plate with no one out and men on first and third, and avoid hopping from one foot to the other while balls are fouled off right and left by simply walking into my bathroom and sitting down to piss, which allows me to a) avoid the noise that would drown out the play-by-play and b) actually watch the game through the open door of the bathroom in a comfortable seated position.
I highly recommend keeping such floorplan considerations in mind when buying a house.