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Alvin, the venerable deep sea sub in operation for 40 years, will be retired.
The name Alvin was bestowed whimsically by scientists amused by a popular song featuring a singing chipmunk. Some have suggested the new vessel be named for one of that chipmunk's companions, Simon or Theodore.
From the NY Times:
Alvin's name is derived from that of Allyn Vine, the Woods Hole scientist who largely inspired it.
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