My good friend and email correspondent Glenn (he was the groom in a wedding where I was the best man, and vice versa) is deeply suspicous of GWB. A while back he tossed off the line that his "conspiracy theorist" side wouldn't be surprised if hiring was still down because all the CEO's that support Bush weren't hiring yet, on the theory that they were waiting for the most opportune moment to hire, so as to boost the Bush campaign.
Little did he know how stupid brilliant Bush is.
Scrappleface can send me a check for that idea.